AHHHH – HAHAHAHAHA! Report: Sharks’ Kane files for bankruptcy

Fucking idiot from Sharks pisses it all away
TSN.ca Staff
San Jose Sharks forward Evander Kane has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in California after amassing $26.8 million of debt, according to a report from Daniel Kaplan of The Athletic. (And this guy’s Jewish, so he knows money).

Thankfully, Kane got that load off his back.
Kane’s filing includes $10.2 million in assets. He signed a seven-year, $49 million contract extension with the Sharks in 2018.
The filing also included the possibility that Kane may not even play in the upcoming 2020-21 season, though he has been at Sharks camp practicing with the team. Neither Kane, nor his camp, has spoken publicly about possibly opting out of the season (although his ‘team-mates’ wish he would).

“Hey! It’s the casino calling! Where’s our fucking money?”
According to capfriendly, the 29-year-old has earned $52.9 million in team pay throughout his 11-year career. What may have led to Kane’s financial trouble was not spelled out in the filing, Kaplan writes (cough *** gambling *** cough *** white wimmins *** cough *** more gambling).
The Vancouver native spent the first six seasons of his NHL career with the Atlanta Thrashers/Winnipeg Jets franchise. He then played two and a half seasons with the Buffalo Sabres before a trade sent him to the Sharks during the 2017-18 season.

Jan 10, 2016; Winnipeg, Manitoba, CAN; Beloved by fans, Kane returns to one of his former homes. At MTS Centre. Credit: Bruce Fedyck-USA TODAY Sports