We’ve Been Everywhere, Man

Chuck Mead – “I Ain’t Been Nowhere” The Official Song of Quarantine

Stuck at home, and bored mental? Sit back and remember better times. Times of travel, when the prospect of Scotland getting hammered in their own park by duffers just wasn’t enough. When a young drunk’s fancy turned to seeing Scotland in far flung, exotic parks. And getting hammered. By duffers.

Phone rang? Dog barked? Nuclear disaster alert wailed? Whatever it was that has bolted you back to reality, here is a wee ditty to drive it home. And stay at home. Getting hammered. On Duff.