I notice on da RDS da other day you doin’ da hinterview with dat guy. He hallright, I guess, but he no Dickie Dunn. And you are no Denis Lemieux! Did you hever see me and Dickie doin’ da promo for da Chiefs? Did we tell da joke and do da giggle? No. We are all serious and stick to da ‘ockey. But you were tellin’ da jokes and acting like da big rock star, prancing around like Michel Pagliaro, all because your team finally win a few games.
Well, you weren’t so ‘appy last night, were you? Look like all da moves you make are starting to deliver da Cup! Haha. Just kidding. You couldn’t deliver a poutine at a casse-croûte. Alzner he was da stand out, last night. He was standing out in da lobby ‘aving a chien chaud. ‘Ow many games is that now he be scratched? And da rest of da defence wit da speed and da finesse. Dose mobile guys who do da puck moving and da shot from the point, like Subban or Mikhail Sergachev. Oh. Wait. You dump dem for da guys who play like you. You know; in da minors. Guys like Jordie Benn, or Ales Hemsky. I know he is gone but what about dose speed demons like Jeff Petry or Mike Reilly? Hell, you gave away Nathan Beaulieu! I know he da headcase, but he’s still able to skate. Is it because he’s not forty? No wonder da team go Oh for four on da power play. But, heven if you ‘ad NHL calibre defencemen, who would day pass da puck to? Alexander Radulov? Andrei Markov? Mark Streit? Hahahaha! You are such a toilet head. Day pass da puck to Andrew Shaw, bien sur!
Hokay, I kid. Day pass da puck to Lars Eller. Hahahaha! Hokay. Day have Tomas Plekanec. Good ‘ting you have da goalie to keep you in da games. Carey is looking like da second coming of Yvon LeBrun! Good ting you pay him Fifteen Million this year. Save percentage of 907 and a goals against of two point six. Dat’s money well spent. And only seven and a have more years of dis wit da no trade and buy-out proof contract.